Wednesday, May 02, 2012

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Some Quotable Quotes

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and
think 25 to life would be appropriate.
Jay Leno

America
needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
Jay Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to
society. The other is for housing prisoners.
Dave Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the
ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America !
Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers"
program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
Dave Letterman

Monday, April 12, 2010

Doing a new thing in addition to very spread out blog post. The new thing is........ Awesome/hilarious picture of the day. And now...




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Sunday, December 27, 2009

Movie Reviews: Avatar








First off, I just want to say, I loved this movie. If you want to see it, then I recommend doing this in the theater and seeing the 3d version. Truly amazing graphics. Some people whine and cry, "wah wah wah to much CGI." If that is you, then don't go see this. Pony up the extra few bucks, and see the 3d, you won't regret it.

A few people think I love every movie I go to see at the theater. This is not true. I've seen movies so awful I can't even remember the names. So I will try to goto a little bit of detail to explain why.

After Jake first enters the avatar world, you are throw into a weird world that doesn't make much sense. After his first avatar encounter and he is saved, you are in awe at how beautiful this world is. The 3D really helps here and leaves you awestruck at the beauty and awesomeness. From this moment on you think, this is going to be acid trip for my eyes. And it is. As Jake comes to understand this weird world, so do you. As predicted you might just find yourself switching sides of avatar vs sky people.

In the back of my mind though, I couldn't help but feeling that Al Gore was standing over a writer saying " yeah yeah put this in here!"

Anyways, don't take my word for it. Rush to your local theater and demand to see it, and sit down with a wheel barrow full of popcorn while trying to figure out this awesome movie. Let me know what you think.

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Sunday, December 20, 2009

Epic your days are numbered




If you don't fix this lag problem. Gears of war is one of my favorite games, or used to be. And to say there is no host advantage is just plain ridiculous. Some nights 9 out of 10 games are lag filled. Why do you have no lag or crappy connection dectection in place? Maybe I am asking to much, but with as popular as these games used to be why are there no dedicated servers? Maybe when the crowds start to die down switch to a host connection. Needless to say, when gears 3 comes out, I won't be purchasing it unless there is a solution to this problem.

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Friday, December 04, 2009

This is a test.

This is s test. This is only a test. I am trying out this blog app on the iPhone. Does anyone still read this? Probably not.



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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Time to repopulate

Thought I could use a new look for a new comeback.

Time to add friends yo!

Now for my first post.

It comes to my attention that hogzilla has become old news, with new news of Hogzilla 2!

A pig weiging in at over half a ton! Check this out...



And the link here...

http://www.monsterpig.com/

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Teh Blog is Back...

With Jhardy.net being decommissioned, I have decided to bring back the blog. (Crowd cheers.) Thank you to all my loyal fans who never left me. (Crickets).

Oh wait...everyone has left...

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Blogs stink!

Yeah thats right! This blog sucks! In fact a hate my blog! I like reading other peoples blogs, but I dont like posting! I would rather post in my self made forum at Jhardy.net, so forget this stuff! Go there when you want to here my ramble on about nothing! bah hum shiggity iggity umbug

Sunday, October 30, 2005

Hang In There! You Live In The Richest Nation In The World!

Ever have "one of those days"? You know the kind: The boss is screaming, "I want it yesterday!," the kids have the flu, and your hair is sticking up on end like Don King's. Well, on those days, it's important to keep things in perspective. After all, you live in the richest, most powerful nation in the whole gosh-darn world!

You may have a run in your pantyhose, and the floor of your car may be covered with a week's worth of Styrofoam coffee cups, but you shouldn't be a frowny Frank. Keep that chin up, and remember that our country has more than 1.3 million military personnel on active duty and the most advanced weapons systems on Earth. That should turn anyone's frown upside down.

Even on a Monday—heck, even on a rainy Monday—our nation has nearly three times the purchasing power of Japan, which has the world's second largest economy. That's gotta make you smile. So hang in there!

Speaking of "Hang In There!," have you ever seen the poster with the picture of the kitten hanging from the branch? I have it on the wall of my cubicle at the insurance agency. It reminds me to keep reaching for the stars, even when I feel discouraged. Sure, life's an uphill battle. Sometimes, you want to throw your hands up and say, "I give up!" But at those moments, you owe it to yourself to give it another try.

Psst... I've got a secret remedy for a case of the blues. First, buy yourself a treat. Ice cream, flowers, a foot-massage kit—it doesn't matter what, so long as it's something you love. Then, take a look at the latest statistics from the World Health Organization. At least in your country, you don't have a one-in-three chance of being HIV-positive, like the people in some places! Did you know that AIDS will account for 44.7 percent of adult deaths in South Africa this year and is projected to account for 78.6 percent by 2010? Not in America, though! That's why, around these parts, every day is a rainbow day!

Sometimes, it feels like I can't do anything right. This morning, for example, I dropped my toast on the floor. (Guess which side it landed on.) Then, when I got to work, I realized I'd forgotten my desk keys—again! I was this close to getting seriously down on myself when I remembered something I definitely have done right in my life: I was born in the U.S.A.! Just think where I could've been born: North Korea, Estonia, Cambodia, Burkina Faso. I could be dead by now, killed by starvation, malaria, tidal wave, rebel insurgents, drought, civil war, well poisoning, a land mine... I won't bore you, but the list goes on and on!

You know that old saying, "Life begins at 40"? Well, not in Sierra Leone! The life expectancy there is 38! I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto!

Did you know that the U.S. makes up only 4 percent of the world's population, yet we have one third of its automobiles and consume one-quarter of its energy supply? Keep that in mind the next time you get passed over for that big promotion at work!

Now, I'm not saying I never complain. There are lots of things that make me mad. Like waiting in line. It drives me absolutely batty! Doesn't it seem like every time you get in line at the post office, the line you pick winds up moving half as fast as the one next to it? But if you switch to the other line, the one you'd been in suddenly starts moving! At times like that, I just close my eyes and think about our country's 3.9 million miles of paved roads, enough to circle the Earth at the equator 157 times.

Yes, whenever I need a super-duper pick-me-up, I just think about my elite status as an American citizen. That never fails to put the feather back in my cap. Sure, there's a war going on and lots of other problems, but let's keep in mind that over the past 20 years, our economy has grown at a faster rate than at any other time in our history. That means when Friday comes, it's time to celebrate with a happy-hour raspberry margarita at Applebee's! Why not? I'm from America, the wealthiest country in the entire world!

-The Onion

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

In the mean time.....

I'm thinking about moving forward with my plan this weekend....muhahhaa..in the mean time, goto Hardy.Homeip.Net and goto the forums section. I demand that you all start talking there and posting!!

Friday, October 21, 2005

Be Patient....

New post coming soon...be patient, waiting for the right time to gather my materials and sneak over there for the assassination attemt......

Sunday, October 02, 2005

Wedding Bloopers

See I told you I could catch a fish with my bare hands!


Its a bird...Its a plane...


I was hired to be my own stripper at my own bachlor party


Come on ed take it like a man!! Every bestman gets it like this, really!


Ill do it!! Ill end it all!!


Pssssst..after this is over im going to eat you....


We'll kick your butt!! And eat your donuts too!


Thats it ive had it!! Im burning this place down!!


If only I could see...


Hey tom...check out this dead bug on the wall!!


ok fine, Ill freaking shave!! jeeeze


woooaaa....I cant believe you tom...that stinks so bad


10 paces...then shoot!


omg this is so boring...


My army shall rise again and we will take over europe!! also a chicken in every pot!


Im not as think as you drunk I am...


Do you remember that time I showed Jason how to be cool...


you are so dead, im gonna back over you with my car and spit on you


Me love you long time!!


Thats one huge booger hangin from my nose!


Duke's not gonna believe this!


I cant believe Joe is kissing my lover!


Good thing I slipped that stuff in her drink..heh heh


What was that noise!?!?


Its a deal! You give me the oil fields in Iraq and I hand over Saddam


I can sleep standing up.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Why I hate family dollar

This is the sad story of a lady who took time off from Family Dollar to go save her family from the evil huricane Katrina. When she returned back to work, she was fired. How nice is that?

http://tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050914/NEWS01/509140424

Other than that I would like to thank Family Dollar for paying there employees jack squat so that I can get cheap prices! Sweet! Or at least I think thats the case.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Why Tom Tillinger should date Courtney Jarvis.

Now that I have your attention let me begin.

I was looking at some of Tom's comments on his page, and noticed that one of them was from Courtney. I followed the link and found Courtney's page. Now I will proceed to compare them and explain why they are a match made in heaven.

This is Tom.


This is Courtney.



They are an ovious match. Look at them! They are both cool looking. Courtney with her sun glasses and her 2nd sign language (ghetto nease). Tom with his laid back looks, racing stripe, and dead El Camino.

This is an excerpt from Courtney's page. " The phrase "behind every great man is a great woman" rings so true to me. That is the woman I want to be. I want to be behind my man. I was always taught growing up that woman are to be submissive and supportive. " Tom is a great man. I'm sure Courtney is a great women. Tom would be a man in the house hold and wear the pants, Courtney would be submissive. Tada! Another reason.

Here is another excerpt. "Besides, we don't care about what others think of us!"
Courtney doesn't care what anyone thinks of her. Tom doesn't care that I think his racing stripe is stupid and that he should give me his rims. Tada!

Here is one more excerpt. " Who I'd like to meet:I'd like to meet my prince charming! Gosh that would be great! To be done with the search, and know that he will love me forever! Keep your fingers crossed for me Steph! I know he's out there! :)" Toms nick name is Price Charming. Coincidence or not? You be the judge.

Here is some comments from Courtney's comments section. "I love baseball and cars!" Wow!!! Tom likes baseball to! His favorite team is The Squids. And Tom also likes cars!! Even if they are older than him and don't run and will soon be missing some wheels.

Under Courtney's favorite movie section iy says "Napolean ROCKS!!!!!!!!!" Tom T. is also a die hard Napolean Dynamite fan! Gosh.

Under her Tell Me About Yourself section, it asks her rather she is left handed or right handed. This is her response. " right handed is the way to be! lefty's just get in the way!it's so hard to eat or write sitting next to them!" Tom is right handed and wants all lefties to die also!!! Wow o wow yippie ki yay!!

Also in the Tell Me About Yourself section it asks Courtney what her best physical feature is. She says this...." i know it sounds perverted, but i will have to go with my blessings, yeah, that's right, my "lady lumps," my, um, how else can i appropriately call them?? I am well endowed??" What yet another coincidence!! That also toms best physical feature! Oh wait.... I was talking about the lady lump on his neck. You guys are sick! If I was half the man Tom was I would have half the lady lump he has!!! (Adam's Apple) You punks!!

Moving on....lets see, her Most Missed Memory is"Youth Group!" Tom misses his youth group dearly!! I think. hmmmmm.

When asked if she showers daily she said "Yup" Tommy T also showers daily!!! Way to go!!

Also in the Courtney's Interest section it asks: Have you Been in Love:"yes, love stinks!" Our man tom also hates love!! Why he is the president of women haters club!! These two were oviously meant to spend all of eternity together.

Here is the big kicker!!!!!!!! The page asks Toms soon to be wife if she gets motion sickness..and she said " Yes! esp if i read in the car!" Ding ding ding ding we have a winner!!! If tom reads in the car he gets motion sickness so bad that he fills up the whole back seat with barf!! Amazing people!!!

Next question. Are you a Health Freak:"no way! i eatnothing healthy! the only healthy thing i do is work out!" Tom is in no way a health freak!! he eats so much hotsauce his stomach has a hole leaking in it, and if by exercise do you mean running around the park tieing up people to trees, then Tom gets plenty!!

Moving on, has Courtney ever done drugs?? her answer "NEVER!!!!!!" oh wait...bad example....

In the past month have you (Courtney) been Dumped:"no,thankfully, i don't think i could take it again." ha! last time tom got dumped he almost turned gay!! just like courtney!!

Courtney's Details:
Status: Single
Orientation: Straight
Hometown: EUR-EKA! On Eureka On Eureka, dun dun dun dun dunn
Religion: Christian - other
Sign: Scorpio
Children: Someday
Education: In college

Tom's Details:
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:St. John
Religion:Christian
Sign:???
Children:Someday
Education:not in college (I think)

look at that!! 4 out of 7 isant bad!!! that means this couple, this two love stuck birds, are meant to be together. But they are both oviously scared. Will they ever make it together? Will they ever have kids? Will they even ever talk again? Am I like the brother Tom never had but always wanted to kill?? Calm down Ed your next!!! Will Jason die for making this? Upcoming episodes. Why Ed should date Alicia, Why Christy should date Jonathon, Why Rick should date Ginny, and why Jack Jones should date Hitler!!! (Im not gonna make it through the night, I can sense it.) Tune in next time for "Jason's Bloging Blog!!!

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Is Michael Jackson Guilty?

Of course he is! And I have evidence to prove it. After all, the camera never lies!



Looks like a cult to me.


And he claimed Michael never touched him! Ha!


Hmm. Wonder whats going on behind that scene....


Keep him away from my baby!!!


Ugliest boy scout ever!!


A minor setback for the king of boys.


And a check!!


Before the bleach....


The famous bronco chase....


Congradulations!

Check out my car!

This is my sweet ride! 98 Pontiac Grand Prix. Supercharged!








Monday, September 05, 2005

Katrina Rant

I have pity towards those that lost family members in Katrina. I really do. I do not have pity towards those that have decided to stay! You are freaking retarded! Thats right you heard me! If the walls built around the city were built to hold a category 3 hurricane, and they say a category 5 is coming, why stay? Because you have a death wish. Also, if i were stuck in that same situation, and just lost it all, I would probably be looting as well. Not peoples homes and such, but i'd be hitting up that walmart also! If i had to, as soon as I heard warning, I would have walked north to arkansas. anyways, visit this webpage, if not for me, than for the children. please!
http://katrinaninja.ytmnd.com/

Sunday, September 04, 2005

The Birth of a legendary Blog......

Ha! so get this, my g friend ed has a blog, my t friend tom has a blog, my w friend krystal has a blog, my m girlfiend has a blog, so I says, I want a blog to!! So im trying to create a user name, and I pick "Jason." hmm, allready taken. Then I try "Hardy." also taken. Ok, so those are all really easy. Of course they are taken. Then I try "JsnHardy." Taken. Now im mad!! what are the chances of there being another JsnHardy??? So i type in "www.jsnhardy.blogspot.com cause I want to see who this krazy kracker is. Im mad, im gonna kill him!!! Turns out it was me!! I created this blog in June 20th of 2004. So nah!! my blog is older than all yours!! nah nah nah nah nah. took me awhile to figure out my old password, but its all cool now. Prepared to blogged out of your blogging mind america!!! You aint got nothing on me edquarters ill blog you all around the block! you aint got nothing on me you racing striped mustached turd powerbomb yo punk! you might got somethin on me there sweetsun! you gots nothing on me kyndofkrazykracker foo's!!

Wednesday, July 21, 2004

Today

Just a test of this Blogging stuff.